Friday, January 15, 2010
Friday Five: If
In EFM this week, our question was, "If you were a color, what would you be?" So that's where this Friday Five comes from, at least its jumping off place.
1. If you were a color, what would you be? I'd be red. It's a bold color, it's racy and it's out there. Kind of like my personality.
2. If you were a flower (or plant), what would you be? I would be a lilac bush. So beautiful and comforting. Blossoms in the spring with it's wonderful flowers and comforting smell.
3. If you were an animal, what kind would you be? I'd be a cat. Pampered and spoiled and divalike in every way.
4. If you were a shoe, what type would you be? I'd be a Doc Marten boot. Very radical.
5. If you were a typeface, which font would you be? I'd be comic book san sarif. A fun little font that is pleasing to the eyes.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Friday Five: Thanksgiving Thoughts
The Cure
Lying around all day
with some strange new deep blue
weekend funk, I'm not really asleep
when my sister callsto say she's just hung up
from talking with Aunt Bertha
who is 89 and ill but managing
to take care of Uncle Frank
who is completely bed ridden.
Aunt Bert says
it's snowing there in Arkansas,
on Catfish Lane, and she hasn't been
able to walk out to their mailbox.
She's been suffering
from a bad case of the mulleygrubs.
The cure for the mulleygrubs,
she tells my sister,is to get up and bake a cake.
If that doesn't do it, put on a red dress.
So this Friday before Thanksgiving, think about Aunt Bert and how she'll celebrate Thanksgiving! And how about YOU?
1. What is your cure for the "mulleygrubs"? I've been suffering from the "mulleygrubs" quite a bit this month, read my blog posts to find out why. I like to listen to music and talk to friends when I'm feeling blue. Sometimes I'll fix my computer or other things around the house so I can enjoy a sense of accomplishment. I'll eat lots of french fries with mayonaise and other forms of comfort food.
2. Where will you be for Thanksgiving?
I'll be at my partner's friend's. She and her husband just bought a house and so they are having a big thanksgiving blow out with family and friends. I am looking forward to this!
3. What foods will be served? Which are traditional for your family?
Turkey, mashed potatoes all the fixings. We will be bringing my family's traditional cranberry salad with marshmellows and walnuts.
4. How do you feel about Thanksgiving as a holiday?
Love Thanksgiving because we get to eat turkey. I so love turkey
5. In this season of Thanksgiving, what are you grateful for?
See the above answer.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Friday Five: Childlike edition
Today’s Friday Five celebrates the spontaneous child in all of us… or at least the one that we admire in someone else:
1) On a scale of 1-5, with 5 being I can’t do this now I am about to jump into a pit of plastic balls at the mini-mall and 1 being I can’t do this now until I can get all of the fonts on my blog to match – where are you? Oh I definitely am a 5. I have a very young spirit and anyone who encounters senses this. My motto is life is to short to be so serious.
2) What is the silliest/most childlike thing you have done as an adult? I do silly things all the time. I like to think that life is a musical and so I've been known to break out into song and dance spontaneously. There was the time where I stood up on a coffee table in a coffee shop and sang to my friends (almost got us kicked out). When I was a chaplain, I used to sing and dance down the halls to stay up in the middle of the night. My favorite place to sing was the ICU. I regret that cuz I'm sure once those folks woke out of their comas they probably South Park songs in their heads.
3) Any regrets? Yep, but I'm not going to write about that incident, I'm too embarrassed.
4) What is the silliest thing you have ever seen another adult do on purpose?
My father-in-law mooned my partner and I as we walked past his house. Oh so silly. Oh so white, I close my eyes and I can still see the glare.
5) What is something you wish you did when you had the chance? Kiss my same gendered partner in front of Fred Phelps. We had an opportunity but she was too nervous. So I kissed my best gay boyfriend instead. Didn't have the same effect regrettably.
BONUS: For our ‘I told you so’ sides – what thing did you skip doing and you’re really glad you did!Please let us know if you played in the comments including putting a link to your post. I wish I could say I skipped a silly thing but unfortunately I have poor impulse control.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Good Friday Five

Friday, February 13, 2009
Friday Five: Memorable Pets

2. My confessor. Because my cat was more haughty than present, I turned to a neighbor kitty to listen to my secrets. He lived next door yet took over our yard during the summer. When I was an overnight chaplain, I'd come home in the morning and he'd greet me in my yard ready to listen to what I went through the night before.

3. Charlie (aka King Charles), my high school boyfriends cat. He was an orange tabby who stole my heart. He taught me how to give cats the respect they deserve.
4. Crosby, the next door dog and my confessor's roommate. From the moment he met me he fell in love with me. He would get so excited when he saw me that he would leap for joy and then shower me with kisses when I came near.
5. Molly who now takes her place with the communion of Saints
Oh God, you now delight in the presence of a being who was so full of love for all who encountered her. Heaven is a better place now because she is with you. However, help us who are left behind, especially her companion Songbird. Now, there is an empty place in our midst and we miss her. Help us to remember Molly and to keep her love in our hearts forever. Amen.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Friday Five: HGTV Edition

Saturday, January 24, 2009
Cabin Fever Friday Five
"Here in snow country we are settled in to what is a very long stretch of potentially boring days. The holidays are over. It is a very long time till we will get outside on a regular basis. The snow that seemed so beautiful at first is now dirty and the snow banks are piling up. Our vehicles are all the same shade of brownish grey, but if we go to the car wash our doors will freeze shut. People get grumpy. Of course, not everyone lives in a cold climate, but even in warmer places the days till springtime can get long. Help! Please give us five suggestions for combating cabin fever and staying cheerful in our monochromatic world?"
1. Beer
2. Wine
3. Vodka
4. Plenty of munchies.
5. Water and Bayer for the morning after.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Friday Five: Countdown to Christmas Edition
Fellow Revgalpal Songbird writes:"It's true.There are only five full days before Christmas Day, and whether you use them for shopping, wrapping, preaching, worshiping, singing or traveling or even wishing the whole darn thing were over last Tuesday, there's a good chance they will be busy ones.So let's make this easy, if we can: tell us five things you need to accomplish before Christmas Eve."
Only five things? I have so many more but here it goes.
1. Open an emergency shelter for homeless families in my city. We've been planning this for months and finally got the site yesterday.
2. Plan liturgy for and write a sermon for the Family Christmas Eve service.
3. Get over this cold that I just got this morning. uuuggghh.
4. Clean the house. We are having company on Christmas day.
5. Thank God for coming to us to bring hope and peace in this world.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Friday Five: Coin Toss Version

Well, Gals and Pals, this weekend we'll be rendering unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and that has me thinking about coinage.
1) When was the last time you flipped a coin or even saw one flipped in person?
A therapist once suggested to me that if I have a tough decision to make to flip a coin. Then evaluate my reaction. It will be that reaction that will determine my decision. So every so often I will use that method.
2) Do you have any foreign coins in your house? If so, where are they from?
I have a tin box full of coins from my European trip in 2000. This was before Europe converted to Euros. I think they are really neat, they come from England (Pounds, Pence, Shillings), France (Francs) and Amsterdam (I forgot what they are called). It's cool to take them out and show to kids.
3) A penny saved is a penny earned, they say. But let's get serious. Is there a special place in heaven for pennies, or do you think they'll find a special place in, well, the other place?
I thought pennies came from heaven. Seriously, I don't think pennies have a place in heaven or hell. These are different realms altogether where I hope commerce will not have a place.
4.) How much did you get from the tooth fairy when you were a child? and if you have children of your own, do they get coins, or paper money? (I hear there may be some inflation.)
I got a dollar for every tooth. It was really sweet. When I first heard about the tooth fairy I was so excited, however my mom didn't know I knew about the tooth fairy. The morning after I put my tooth under the pillow, I awoke to nothing but the tooth. I was so disappointed as I told my mom that the tooth fairy forgot about me. She then said that maybe I didn't look hard enough and went to my bedroom with me and "found" a dollar under my pillow. I was so amazed. Since then I always got dollars.
5) Did anyone in your household collect the state quarters? And did anyone in your household manage to sustain the interest required to stick with it?
The only thing that collects quarters in my household are the washing machines in the basement. Growing up my parents were avid coin collectors. They collected all kinds of currency from around the world. I never picked up their passion for currency although I have fond memories of pouring over their coin books as I was growing up.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Friday Five
I used to be a let it all hang out, let everyone know my business kind of person but as I grow older I am a lot more private. I've found that sharing too much can be harmful but I wonder if I've gone to the other extreme in being too private.
My Former ConfessorYes, I do believe that we need masks in order to protect ourselves and to be effective in our ministries. As a minister I have to be careful about how I treat people and what I say. If I am having a bad day I will not take it out on the people I am working with. Working as a chaplain at a trauma one hospital (just like the show ER) I learned how to appear calm in stressful situations and process after these situations. Neighbor Kitty was especially helpful in the processing because when I'd come home in the morning (I was overnight on-call) he'd always be in my yard waiting for me to talk to him.
4. Who knows you warts and all?
My partner, my cat, my best friend of 25 + years, my mentor, my spiritual director, my old next door neighbor cat, my revgal pals on the Internet.
5. Share a book, a prayer, a piece of music, a poem or a person that touches the deep place in your soul, and calls you to be who you are most authentically.
I would have to say my partner of 14 years. I am so blessed to have her in my life and I thank God for everyday we are together. She is the one person that I can share everything with.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Friday Five: Lock Me Out, Lock Me In.

Songbird writes: For some reason, Blogger declared this blog possible SPAM and locked us down yesterday. This morning, we're free to post again, but there was a fair amount of excitement last night among our contributors, who found a dire notice on their Blogger dashboards threatening that this blog might be deleted in 20 days!We requested a blog review, and I posted a request at the Blogger Help group, where I found we were not alone. Many other perfectly nourishing and cromulent blogs got the same notice last night.This turned out to be a very small barricade in our blogging community life, but it seemed appropriate to explore locks and blocks and other barriers this week. Also, I liked the picture of the security team above! Could they be Blogger's Spam Prevention Robots, working overtime?In honor of their efforts, I bring you the "Lock Me Out, Lock Me In" Friday Five.
1) How do you amuse yourself when road construction blocks your travel?
I live in a tee-tiny town so we rarely get blocks in our streets so I didn't get a lot of time to amuse myself, but on those rare occasions (which usually involves snow) I will call someone on my cell phone or update my task list on my PDA. If I am traveling I will put on a good CD and sing my heart away.
2) Have you ever locked yourself out of your house? (And do you keep an extra key somewhere, just in case?)
Oh my goodness yes, I am the queen of locking myself out. Thank goodness I have a partner I can call to get her key. Last summer during a really bad rainstorm, the fire alarm went off in our building and I ran out of my apartment with no shoes and no keys and realized that my door to my apartment locks on it's own. A very kind neighbor drove me to my partner's place of employment so I get use her keys to get back in.
3) Have you ever cleared a hurdle? (And if you haven't flown over a material hurdle, feel free to take this one metaphorically.)
I'm not much of a jumper. In her blog Songbird talks about her love of the movie Chariots of Fire and the scene where this guy who does hurdles puts glasses of champagne on the practice hurdles, his goal is to leap them without spilling a drop. If that was me, I'd drink the champagne and crawl under the hurdle's but still I would not spill a drop of champagne :).
There are so many metaphorical hurdles that I have cleared. It would be hard to pick one for this blog.
4) What's your approach to a mental block?
I use the Vicar of Hogsmeade's method of approaching mental blocks.
5) Suggest a caption for the picture above; there will be a prize for the funniest answer!
“Come on people now, smile on your brother. Everybody get together try to love one another right now.“
Friday, July 18, 2008
The Friday Five: What's in a name?
"If you are a regular reader of Songbird's blog, you know that "The Princess" has requested a new name. Her older brother changed his "secret identity" a while back and now this lovely young lady is searching for a new name on her mother's blog. This got me to thinking. How do we come up with all of these names?
There must be at least a few good stories out there. "
1. So how did you come up with your blogging name? And/or the name of your blog?
My name God_guurrlll came to me while I was doing CPE as a chaplain at a hospital. There was one doctor who did not like me and avoided me like the plague. I guess she thought that I was the angel of death or something like that. One of the nurses on the unit noticed the tension and commented on it and I glibly said, "oh she probably doesn't like religious people, I imagine she calls me 'God Girl' behind my back." and thus a nick name was born.
2. Are there any code names or secret identities in your blog? Any stories there?
My cat is the queen of absolutely everything. My spouse is referred to as "my partner in crime."
3. What are some blog titles that you just love? For their cleverness, drama, or sheer, crazy fun?
Bit's and Odd Pieces of of Mindy's Kingdom.
Justice Desserts.
St. Casserole.
You don't have to listen. I just like to talk.
The Vicar of Hogsmeade.
Cheesehead in Paradise.
Knit one, Purl one, Preach one.
Inner Dorothy.
4. What three blogs are you devoted to? Other than the RevGalBlogPals blog of course!
The Ayatollah's Teachings. The pug. The Myth. The Legend. - It is a cute blog written by a pug named Mugsy who fancies himself to be a religious leader in the Muslim tradition.
CrazyAuntPurl - The woman who writes this blog is one strong lady. Her marriage ends unexpectantly and initially she was devastated. However, she got through it by learning how to knit and building a new life for herself. Her blog is hilarious and inspirational all at the same time. She has also written a book about her life called Crazy Aunt Purl's Drunk, Divorced and Covered in Cat Hair: The True-Life Misadventures of a 30-something Who Learned to Knit After he Split.
You Knit What - This is a snarky website that makes fun of some of the knitting that is out there. The comments are the funnest part of this blog.
5. Who introduced you to the world of blogging and why?
I used to be a personal care attendant of an author who kept a blog. She had lots of fun writing on it and it did improve her writing. She encouraged me to start a blog but I was hesitant because I didn't want to put my private life out on the Internet to see.
A year later I stumbled upon the RevGalBlogPal webring and I was impressed by what I saw. I also learned from these women how write powerful blogs and yet remain discreet.
Bonus question: Have you ever met any of your blogging friends? Where are some of the places you've met these fun folks?
In March I went the RevGal big event which happened on a cruise ship from New Orleans to Cozumel Mexico. It was a transformative retreat for me. These wonderful women formed a community that was loving and accepting. It refreshed and renewed me. I'm still empowered by this important trip. Love and peace to my BE pals!!!!
Friday, June 20, 2008
Friday five - Word association
I wish that was me.Friday, May 23, 2008
Friday Five - Vacation Thoughts...
It is a holiday weekend here in the USA, and the weather forecast for this neck of the woods is great!!! So with that in mind I bring you this Friday Five.1. Getting ready for summer, do you use the gradual tanning moisturisers ( yes gentlemen you too can answer this!!!), or are you happy to show your winter skin to the world?
I do not desire to get a tan so no gradual tanning moisturisers. I'm one to burn easily however because I am such an avid gardener I do get a tan on my arms and legs. By the end of the summer I get what we Americans call a farmers tan. You can tell fall is comming when I start look like the character Hank Hill with his shirt off. He's on "King of the Hill." (Shout out to my Texan BE buddies)

2.Beach, mountains or chilling by the pool, what/ where is your favourite getaway?
My favorite getaway is being in my garden knee deep in the dirt. Thus the Hank Hill look by the end of the summer.
3.Are you a summer lover or does the long break become wearing?
Summer lovin...had me a blast! Sorry couldn't resist.
I love summer, it is my favorite season and the hotter the better. I seem to thrive in hot and humid weather just like plants!
4.Active holidays; hiking swimming sailing, or lazy days?
I like to be lazy on my vacations, there's nothing better than sitting on a chair outside with a cool drink in my hand, a book on my lap and a lovely scene in front of me.
God_Guurrlll on deck
5.Now to the important subject of food, if you are abroad do you try the local cuisine, or do you prefer to play it safe?
Oh, that's tough. I used to be quite a risk taker in gastronomical adventures, however with age I have lost my intestinal fortitude so I am careful where I eat, especially when I am abroad. I refuse to eat from street vendors. I only drink bottled water or soda with no ice or something with alcohol in it to kill the germs :), I only eat thoroughly cooked foods and no salad or fruit (unless it involves alcohol).
Friday, May 2, 2008
Wait and Pray Friday 5

Friday, April 11, 2008
Friday Five: Moving
Friday, February 29, 2008
Friday Five

It's Leap Day!! I wonder what it would be like to have a birthday on Leap day. When does one celebrate their birthday on non-leap years. Just one of those things to keep me up at night while my mind wanders before sleep.
I am playing the RevGalBlogPal Friday five in honor of Leap day.
Tell us about a time you:
1. Leapt before looked.
That would have been my first marriage. For some reason I thought that if I married a man that my lesbian leanings would go away. Boy was I wrong. However because I was young, inexperienced and found a guy who was desperate enough to marry me I succumbed to societal pressure and got married to appear socially acceptable. I have since divorced him and several years later married my partner and she and I are wildly happy together.
2. Leapt to a conclusion
Before I went into the ministry I had thought that if a person had Reverend in front of their name, that they were nice, trustworthy and only have good intentions. Then I had a pastor who was troubled in her ministry and did not convey the above mentioned qualities. Our relationship was quite strained and I eventually left that church because she wouldn't support my call to ministry. I had thought the the issues were all my fault and that I must be a terrible person because a minister was not nice, broke my trust and had ill intent for me. Years after I left I heard that she ended her pastorate at said church because of clergy sexual misconduct. It was then that I finally realized that pastors were human too and not perfect.
3. Took a Leap of Faith
At the risk of sounding hokey, it was when I finally said yes to my call to the ministry. I knew since I was a child that I wanted to be minister but didn't think it was possible because at the time I was a Catholic. I spent years doing other things but found that the church was what really got my engines running. It was while watching the Oprah Show (now admit it...we've all had Epiphanies while watching Oprah) that I finally said, "oh darn, I guess I am going to have go to seminary." I am so glad that I took the leap.
4. Took a literal Leap.
Never never never. I am too chicken to leap off of anything higher than a step.
5. And finally, what might you be faced with leaping in the coming year?
Having a blog is a big leap for me. I am not one to advertise my innermost thoughts to anyone accept my partner. However I really like the blogs I am reading on the RevGalBlogPal webring and want to be a part of this extraordinary community.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Friday Five

What book have you read in the last six months that has really stayed with you? Why?
I just finished the Kite Runner and that book has really stuck with me. It is an incredible story about a friendship between two boys with the backdrop of the political situation of Afghanistan since the 1980's. The theme of redemption and grace is what really struck me.
What is one of your favorite childhood books?
The Anne of Green Gables series. I still own the series that I recieved as a gift from when I was 12 or 13. She was and still is an inspiration to me. A girl who overcame her issues of abandenment and not fitting in to spark transformation for herself and those who know her.
Do you have a favorite book of the Bible? Do tell!
The book of Esther is my all time Bible fav. A woman who is put in the right place at the right time by the will of God.
What is one book you could read again and again?Southern Discomfort by Rita Mae Brown. So much going on in such a little town. That book is laugh out loud funny. I saw the author at a book signing and I asked her how she could keep so many story lines simultaniously in one book she said, "That's just life in the South honey."
Is there a book you would suggest for Lenten reading? What is it and why?
"Calmly Plotting the Resurrection." by Donna Schaper. I am reading it because it is all about gardening and I can't wait to start my garden again in the spring.

