A colleague recently told me that being an ordained minister in an anxious system is like this Far Side cartoon.
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
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Conversation with the Cable Guy
I'm in a real funk today so I decided to cheer myself up and say hello to my blog pals. Hi blog pals.
I got my bill from Comblast today and it was astronomical. My one year 3 in 1 deal was over and I am now paying full price. So I called the cable guy to see if I could get more basic services at a cheaper price. Here's the conversation.
GG: I need to reduce my bill, can I get more basic services.
CableGuy: You can sign up for another year and get the same bundle for the same price.
GG: But will it move with me. I have a job where I need to move around a bit.
CableGuy: Yes it does. Say, what do you do?
GG: I'm a church Pastor.
CableGuy: Really, will you give me a blessing.
GG: Sure, and if you throw in free HBO I'll give you an indulgence.
I got my bill from Comblast today and it was astronomical. My one year 3 in 1 deal was over and I am now paying full price. So I called the cable guy to see if I could get more basic services at a cheaper price. Here's the conversation.
GG: I need to reduce my bill, can I get more basic services.
CableGuy: You can sign up for another year and get the same bundle for the same price.
GG: But will it move with me. I have a job where I need to move around a bit.
CableGuy: Yes it does. Say, what do you do?
GG: I'm a church Pastor.
CableGuy: Really, will you give me a blessing.
GG: Sure, and if you throw in free HBO I'll give you an indulgence.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Things that make me smile.
I could watch this over and over again. Enjoy!
Miss Tara Ligament sings Mickey
Miss Tara Ligament sings Mickey
Sunday, September 14, 2008
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